Rocket Cow

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[I think I accidentally acquired a bit of TBH's inspiration...  Sung to the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John... I present...]

 

She wants me dead and gone that's right
Zero hour twelve more years
And your gonna be tired of tofu burgers by then
I miss good sense so much I miss what's right
I weep for the human race
In for such a fascist fight

 

Chorus:
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Tll AOC becomes a friend of mine
She thinks I'm going to destroy our home
Oh no no no I'm just a rocket cow
Rocket cow burpin' and tootin' all day long

 

Repeat Chorus...

 

 

Left ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's nuts as well
And they'll be hyp-o-crits if you did
And all the science, we don't understand
It a gravy train eight days a week
A rocket cow, a rocket cow

 

Chorus:
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Tll AOC becomes a friend of mine
She thinks I'm going to destroy our home
Oh no no no I'm just a rocket cow
Rocket cow burpin' and tootin' all day long

 

Repeat Chorus again...

 

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

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