Hell's Chronicles XIV: The Rum Crisis
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Apr 17, 2019 - 10:58pm
Hell's Chronicles XIV: The Rum Crisis

“Hey Amy! Does Hitler still work down at that comedy club?”, Hemingway bellowed, a little more gruffly than intended.   What a sod! Why does ‘e do that? Use the bloody intercom! ” I dunno, guv. Wotcher want with ‘im?” Amy noted that Papa seemed a little grumpy today.   “Bah! Fuck it! I hope you were one hell of a singer Amy because you just plain suck shit as a secretary! I’m going over to Tupac’s crib!”   “Yeah!? Well wha’ ’bout ‘itler, then?”   “Fuck Hitler.  You know what an Austrian is Amy? An Austrian is an inbred, low IQ German with a penchant for fucking goats.”   “Oi! Wha’ crawled up yer arse t’day guv!?”   Ernie drew in a deep breath and exhaled very slowly. He willed his…

Easter: What We Celebrate

(Note: For those who might be curious the following (compacted) timeline is what Christians celebrate when we observe Easter.)   Introduction: I would like to wish everyone out there a Happy Easter.  This is a special occasion for Christians; in that it is the holiday in which we know the …

Apr 18, 2019 - 5:52pm
Free Speech Is Not Dying

Writer beat was/is the heart & soul of free speech.  At least for me.  One mystery that will remain, should Autumn never disclose the motive behind this website, is how to market free speech, in an open forum, and maintain decorum.   Ten years ago, this may have been possible…

Apr 23, 2019 - 12:55am
Adios Amigos

Looks like Autumn has decided to throw in the towel. I have enjoyed the site and want to thank her for her efforts. I also want to say goodbye to all of my friends out here who I have conversed with over the years, Yes, even those who despised me, but kept the site interesting to say the least. And …

Apr 21, 2019 - 11:01pm
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar — Thank You.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar — Thank You.   Now let Tubularsock get this straight.   OrangeTweet, the brainless wonder, is attempting to promote the idea that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is somehow tied into 9/11 because she is a Muslim?   And the scum-level of the likes of Half-Abort…

Apr 22, 2019 - 5:34pm
Extinction’s Extinct! (Or is it?)

I’ve been (reluctantly) following the news of the recent London protests by a group calling themselves “Extinction Rebellion.” There have been similar protests in Australia, and maybe in other places too.   Here’s what I got from their website:   (1) “Govern…

Apr 17, 2019 - 1:46pm
Beware the Morality of the Democrats

Most normal people have been raised, or choose of their own accord, to avoid behaving unethically or immorally in relation to fundamental objective principles of right and wrong.  At least, that used to be largely so.    They do not depend on politicians or activists to guide them, bu…

Apr 20, 2019 - 3:20pm
The Beat Ends

I’m sorry to say that the end has arrived.  I was once hopeful that if I fixed bugs and transferred the comment system to Disqus, Writer Beat would grow organically.  I now realize that wasn’t the problem and face the dilemma of continuing to run a site where all of our new use…

Apr 21, 2019 - 10:34pm
Thank Goodness for ObamaCare

"Thank goodness for ObamaCare." Those are words I never thought I would utter. Actually, I haven't uttered those words, lest friends and family think that I have gone insane. I keep those words to myself. It is true; I don't know what I would do without ObamaCare.   I've been a harsh critic of …

Apr 16, 2019 - 9:32am
Settling Old Scores

People seem to love the idea that in the ancient past, brave people fought a terrible evil. And their victory secured peace and harmony in the universe. And that peace paved the way for our world to develop.   Elements of this are contained with Lord of the Rings story, Clash of the Titans, oth…

Apr 17, 2019 - 11:04pm
Bring Back the Whigs!

"Lots of people told me" that Abe Lincoln signalled down from Heaven that he was giving up his membership in the Republicans of today.  The phrase Party of Lincoln can no longer be applied to any but the Whigs.    ("Lots of people told me" =  in Drumpftalk, what follows is a tota…

Apr 19, 2019 - 1:28pm
Marxist Identity Politics at the Vallejo School Bo…

Note: the following was a comment in response to Eric Reports article on the murder of Sharon Tate, by that degenerate psychopath (who is currently in hell) Charles Manson.    The hellivision is the worst communication medium in human history. Via hellivision, hollyweird, newspapers, and t…

Apr 20, 2019 - 2:39pm
Foresters’ Cough: A Fable

  1.   Once upon a time, there was an island. On which, there were two realms, each ruled over by a king. On one side the ruler was King Nick, of the O’Hell dynasty. And on the other, King Dopo, of the house of O’Whinger. They were totally different characters; and they had com…

Apr 22, 2019 - 1:08am
Farewell Writer's Beat!

I've had a lot of fun in my time here! It's too bad it's circling the drain, but as the old saying goes, "The height of good manners is knowing when to leave." Autumn Cote, thanks a bunch for creating and maintaining a singularly unique website! I hope and wish it lives on just as it is, but as it a…

Apr 22, 2019 - 1:00pm
The Muller Investigation did it's job

The Muller investigation was a huge success, even thought it didn't find any collusion by Trump.  For almost 2 years it gave special prosecutes the power to put anyone that did business with Trump, supported him politically or was close friend of his, under microscopes and expose any activities…

Mar 27, 2019 - 3:58pm
Modern Day Hypocrites

Donald Trump has recently suggested that he may send the many illegal immigrants in overcrowded ICE facilities to Sanctuary Cities, specifically those in California that claimed themselves to be so.  While this is in part is a political ploy, and a very good one, for his part this realistically…

Apr 16, 2019 - 9:05am
Teaching issues surrounding LGBT boils down to bra…

  Will it teach the high levels of mental illness associated with the LGBT+ community? What about the hedonism and the high rates of drug addition, alcoholism and other damaging life styles? What about personality disorders, especially narcissistic and histrionic personality disorders? Will i…

Apr 17, 2019 - 6:50pm
A Fairy Story - How were we supposed to know?

A Fairy Story - How were we supposed to know?   Once upon a time there was a tiny bacterium living in the blood stream of a little girl. They both were very happy together. He had everything he needed. He had all the nutrients he wanted and the tiny bit of poisonous waste he produced was as to …

Apr 18, 2019 - 4:27am
The Infinite Possibilities of Beto

For those who haven't figured it out yet.  Beto is running for President but... Beto is done.  Not that this fact upsets me that much.  Beto was an empty shirt, a pretty boy.  Pretty being the whole enchilada :) of his qualifications for President, Senator, or Dog Catcher.  …

Apr 21, 2019 - 7:39pm
Why it is better not to keep a big dog in the city

For some time now, residents of apartment buildings began to keep huge dogs in their homes. About this rather strange hobby willy-nilly had to learn not only their neighbors in the house and yard, but relatives and acquaintances coming to visit them, who, waiting for the elevator, suddenly discovere…

Apr 19, 2019 - 11:11am
To Vaccinate or Not

Vaccinations are a good thing. Some people think they cause autism so millions of people aren't getting them. My understanding there isn't a shred of scientific evidence that points to vaccinations causing autism. But the urban legend persists from celebrities like Jenny McCarthy who wro…

Apr 20, 2019 - 7:41am

  Another topic for a change - not about Trumpie or The Bitch, not about bad Muslims and good Israelis, intolerant PC lefties and stubborn righties.   Nope - about cancer and how the pharma makes its business with us all.    And more.   Watch it.   I guess this is my …

Apr 22, 2019 - 12:56pm

  In another thread, I had begun debating with Nockian about Ayn Rand and her advocacy of monopoly. It was somewhat off-topic for that thread, so I have decided to begin a new thread here before we get any further into the subject.   Ayn Rand advocated two forms of monopoly, so there are r…

Apr 22, 2019 - 1:17pm