Foresters’ Cough: A Fable
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Apr 22, 2019 - 1:08am
Foresters’ Cough: A Fable

  1.   Once upon a time, there was an island. On which, there were two realms, each ruled over by a king. On one side the ruler was King Nick, of the O’Hell dynasty. And on the other, King Dopo, of the house of O’Whinger. They were totally different characters; and they had completely different approaches to ruling.   King Nick was an individual. He knew how lucky he was, to have been born a king. He had been trained as a mathematician, so he thought from the bottom up. He knew he was fallible, but he always strove to be rational and objective. When opposing points of view were presented to him, he sought to look at both sides, compare one with the other, and work out which was closer to right. When one of his advisors asserted something not sufficiently backed up with facts, he liked to reply: “Prove it!&…

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Adios Amigos

Looks like Autumn has decided to throw in the towel. I have enjoyed the site and want to thank her for her efforts. I also want to say goodbye to all of my friends out here who I have conversed with over the years, Yes, even those who despised me, but kept the site interesting to say the least. And …

Apr 21, 2019 - 11:01pm
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The Beat Ends

I’m sorry to say that the end has arrived.  I was once hopeful that if I fixed bugs and transferred the comment system to Disqus, Writer Beat would grow organically.  I now realize that wasn’t the problem and face the dilemma of continuing to run a site where all of our new use…

Apr 21, 2019 - 10:34pm
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The Infinite Possibilities of Beto

For those who haven't figured it out yet.  Beto is running for President but... Beto is done.  Not that this fact upsets me that much.  Beto was an empty shirt, a pretty boy.  Pretty being the whole enchilada :) of his qualifications for President, Senator, or Dog Catcher.  …

Apr 21, 2019 - 7:39pm
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Let us mourn the dead.

Let us mourn the dead.   Let us mourn the dead.   Yesterday I drove three hundred miles I parked the car and looked out Through the windscreen in dismay. There were no splattered insects.   ‘Shall I check the oil, sir?’ ‘Check the tyre pressures? ‘Clean…

Apr 21, 2019 - 3:05am
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Beware the Morality of the Democrats

Most normal people have been raised, or choose of their own accord, to avoid behaving unethically or immorally in relation to fundamental objective principles of right and wrong.  At least, that used to be largely so.    They do not depend on politicians or activists to guide them, bu…

Apr 20, 2019 - 3:20pm
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Superman Comes Out Gay

It was inevitable. The forces of PCness have their way of applying pressure to ensure that carpet-munchers, bone-smokers, and others who consume KY jelly and Pterodactyl-looking sex toys in mass quantities, revel in slurping same-sex genitals, and live for licking out same-sex assholes are represent…

Apr 20, 2019 - 2:39pm
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Marxist Identity Politics at the Vallejo School Bo…

Note: the following was a comment in response to Eric Reports article on the murder of Sharon Tate, by that degenerate psychopath (who is currently in hell) Charles Manson.    The hellivision is the worst communication medium in human history. Via hellivision, hollyweird, newspapers, and t…

Apr 20, 2019 - 2:39pm
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To Vaccinate or Not

Vaccinations are a good thing. Some people think they cause autism so millions of people aren't getting them. My understanding there isn't a shred of scientific evidence that points to vaccinations causing autism. But the urban legend persists from celebrities like Jenny McCarthy who wro…

Apr 20, 2019 - 7:41am
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The President and the First Man

Whats yuh looking at? This is America, not Jamaica where a beatdown would be administered. In Babylon, ride as the Babylonians ride. Of interest though, is the apparent weaponization of homosexuality. All these candidates declared themselves homosexuals and role models for American children. I…

Apr 20, 2019 - 3:15am
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Say happy National Public Safety Telecommunicators…

I've been taking 911 calls for so long that they were originally 91 calls. Well, it seems that way, anyway. It turns out National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week predates my full-time employment in the emergency services by ten years, and can we possibly shorten that name down a b…

Apr 19, 2019 - 8:45pm
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Bring Back the Whigs!

"Lots of people told me" that Abe Lincoln signalled down from Heaven that he was giving up his membership in the Republicans of today.  The phrase Party of Lincoln can no longer be applied to any but the Whigs.    ("Lots of people told me" =  in Drumpftalk, what follows is a tota…

Apr 19, 2019 - 1:28pm
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Why it is better not to keep a big dog in the city

For some time now, residents of apartment buildings began to keep huge dogs in their homes. About this rather strange hobby willy-nilly had to learn not only their neighbors in the house and yard, but relatives and acquaintances coming to visit them, who, waiting for the elevator, suddenly discovere…

Apr 19, 2019 - 11:11am
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Easter: What We Celebrate

(Note: For those who might be curious the following (compacted) timeline is what Christians celebrate when we observe Easter.)   Introduction: I would like to wish everyone out there a Happy Easter.  This is a special occasion for Christians; in that it is the holiday in which we know the …

Apr 18, 2019 - 5:52pm
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The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)

Fifty years after the murder of actress Sharon Tate, degenerate Hollywood releases a docudrama focusing on the final days and the final horrors of her life.  Starring co-producer Hilary Duff, the film mythologizes Tate, theorizing how she supposedly had a premonition of the “Helter Skelt…

Apr 18, 2019 - 3:05pm
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The Way of All Rodents

WARNING: A shit-ton of furry, fuzzy, cute and not-so-cute little critters was totally, completely, and absolutely WASTED during the production of this post. If you don't like seeing shit like this, then you probably want to slash your wrists at the thought of a baby seal being clubbed. Go watch The …

Apr 18, 2019 - 2:24pm
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A Fairy Story - How were we supposed to know?

A Fairy Story - How were we supposed to know?   Once upon a time there was a tiny bacterium living in the blood stream of a little girl. They both were very happy together. He had everything he needed. He had all the nutrients he wanted and the tiny bit of poisonous waste he produced was as to …

Apr 18, 2019 - 4:27am
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Settling Old Scores

People seem to love the idea that in the ancient past, brave people fought a terrible evil. And their victory secured peace and harmony in the universe. And that peace paved the way for our world to develop.   Elements of this are contained with Lord of the Rings story, Clash of the Titans, oth…

Apr 17, 2019 - 11:04pm
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Hell's Chronicles XIV: The Rum Crisis

“Hey Amy! Does Hitler still work down at that comedy club?”, Hemingway bellowed, a little more gruffly than intended.   What a sod! Why does ‘e do that? Use the bloody intercom! ” I dunno, guv. Wotcher want with ‘im?” Amy noted that Papa seemed a little grump…

Apr 17, 2019 - 10:58pm
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Teaching issues surrounding LGBT boils down to bra…

  Will it teach the high levels of mental illness associated with the LGBT+ community? What about the hedonism and the high rates of drug addition, alcoholism and other damaging life styles? What about personality disorders, especially narcissistic and histrionic personality disorders? Will i…

Apr 17, 2019 - 6:50pm
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Extinction’s Extinct! (Or is it?)

I’ve been (reluctantly) following the news of the recent London protests by a group calling themselves “Extinction Rebellion.” There have been similar protests in Australia, and maybe in other places too.   Here’s what I got from their website:   (1) “Govern…

Apr 17, 2019 - 1:46pm
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Is Paris Burning? No, But Notre Dame is a Metaphor…

  In 1944 Hitler asked this question after giving General von Choltitz the order to burn Paris to the ground as German forces retreated… and for once German generals did the right thing and disobeyed the order.  They felt Paris was a beautiful city that should be spared. …

Apr 16, 2019 - 9:55pm
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When you know it's Muslims-Notre Dame Fire

Paris, France, April 14 2019. Notre Dame Cathedral, Europe's greatest architectural triumph and symbol of the Catholic church, became engulfed in flames and was partially destroyed.  The MSM immediately blamed the fire on a "renovation accident" and not on the millions of Muslim immigrants who …

Apr 16, 2019 - 1:53pm
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